i actually like being up early i just don’t like getting up early
YOU PUT THIS IN WORDS
fuck all this “be a role model” bullshit placed on celebrities. it’s not their job to raise your nasty ass kids.
hey … so,.. uhh… (looks at notecards) did you uh did …you fall out of heaven because um (drops cards) shit fuck oh god fuck im so sorry youre-youre just s o.pretty i m soryr
our kids will probably attend a middle school dance where the theme is the 2010’s
they’ll wear leggings with ugg boots and twerk to “call me maybe”